"I sound like a whale!" *makes whale noise*
"Yeah you look like a whale too"
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"I make the corniest puns known to mankind. Wanna know why?"
"Why?"
"Because I'm from Corning, New York. Get It?!"
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Late Tuesday night, a blond headed girl woke two girls in a kings size bed up. "Can... Can I sleep with you guys?"
Sleepily, they nodded and they were one, for one last time, wrapped up in floral sheets from the seventies, in a king-sized bed with three pillows forming to the shape of their two blonde and brown streaked with blonde hair.
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"I'm borderline happy and I'm borderline sad,
I'm borderline good and I'm borderline bad."
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