Wednesday, April 29, 2015

Barely Legal

Yesterday I had to go to the doctors and found out I need and mri and possible surgery, if they think what's wrong with my knee is wrong with it.
To figure out that my Meniscus is probably torn, they had to poke and prod my knee for a good twenty minutes (which felt oh so good!) and afterwards my mom felt so bad for me that she stopped at one of my favorite sandwich places.  And then as we were about twenty minutes away from me having to go back to school, she suddenly got this devious look on her face and trying to keep her tone stern she said, "You know, I still have to get gas and you have so much to do that we should probably stop and get a creemee and then you should probably just stay home all afternoon because, you know, you have a lot of important things to do."
I missed a math quiz.  It was kind of awesome.

Best part? We'd filled up for gas not five minutes before that.

"I wanna steal your innocence
To me my life, it don't make any sense
These strange manners, I loved 'em so
Why won't you wear your new trench coat?"

Thursday, April 23, 2015

For the Record

If you don't know, I got accepted into this absolutely kickass college and I cannot tell you how excited I am to go to it.  Now here's a fact about the college which actually doesn't bother me in the slightest because it isn't a big deal but seems incomprehensible to many of my peers; it's an all girls school.  I have a few thoughts about this:
1. First of all, it's in the five college consortium so there are boys around, it's not like they staple a sign above the door saying, "No boys Allowed."
2. No I am not a lesbian.  stop asking if I am lesbian.
3. If I was a god damn lesbian, I could have gone to a school with boys.  It's not like all girls schools are just for lesbians.  It's a good school, fuck you and your judgemental attitude.
4. Who cares whether or not I am a lesbian? Why does it matter?
5. Fuck you, my school is rated higher than yours, so deal with that.

"Emma eats bread and butter
Like a queen would have ostrich and cobra wine
We'll have satanic christmas Eve
And play piano in the chateau lobby"