Saturday, March 28, 2015

The Generationals

It turns out, "For What it's Worth" by Buffalo Springfield requires two chords to play and so now I can play a song on the guitar and evidently that makes me a fucking master of the guitar so you can all suck it.

And my room is too hot but I'm in too much pain to get up, turn the humidifier off and the fan on.

My knee hurts.  I hate march.

"Stop, hey, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down."

Friday, March 13, 2015

Pangur Ban

My mom and I watched the conjuring a few nights ago, and then I was super scared so I asked if I could sleep in her room and she looked so grateful and said "YES! I'm terrified!"

This just goes to show you should never watch fucking scary movies no matter how cool you think the main lead is.  (Vera Farmiga.  Her and her sister are so cool.  Why can't I be them? And I don't mean like, why can't another person be Vera and I be Taissa or vice versa, I mean like I want to collectively be them, all at once.)

I'm naming the next cat I get Pangur Ban and I want it to be all white with green eyes and if you get this reference 1)you're weird, stop watching children's movies and 2) can I come watch them with you?

"Is this your cat?"