Matilda

A letter to Ruby Rose:

Dear Ms Rose,

while your acting really isn't that bad, I'm kindly going to ask you to stop pervading my favorite shows because you are seriously making me question my morals (or what is left of them), and now, you have me wanting to put myself in prison just so I could get a glimpse of Stella and keep in mind STELLA ISN'T REAL. 

cordially yours,

K.M.R.

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But actually, she's so attractive in a way that even straight people can admire.  Go figure, she's foreign.  

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"I only call you when it's half past five."

All That, and More

"I sound like a whale!" *makes whale noise*
"Yeah you look like a whale too"

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"I make the corniest puns known to mankind.  Wanna know why?"
"Why?"
"Because I'm from Corning, New York.  Get It?!"

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Late Tuesday night, a blond headed girl woke two girls in a kings size bed up.  "Can... Can I sleep with you guys?"
Sleepily, they nodded and they were one, for one last time, wrapped up in floral sheets from the seventies, in a king-sized bed with three pillows forming to the shape of their two blonde and brown streaked with blonde hair.

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"I'm borderline happy and I'm borderline sad,
I'm borderline good and I'm borderline bad."