Thursday, April 23, 2015

For the Record

If you don't know, I got accepted into this absolutely kickass college and I cannot tell you how excited I am to go to it.  Now here's a fact about the college which actually doesn't bother me in the slightest because it isn't a big deal but seems incomprehensible to many of my peers; it's an all girls school.  I have a few thoughts about this:
1. First of all, it's in the five college consortium so there are boys around, it's not like they staple a sign above the door saying, "No boys Allowed."
2. No I am not a lesbian.  stop asking if I am lesbian.
3. If I was a god damn lesbian, I could have gone to a school with boys.  It's not like all girls schools are just for lesbians.  It's a good school, fuck you and your judgemental attitude.
4. Who cares whether or not I am a lesbian? Why does it matter?
5. Fuck you, my school is rated higher than yours, so deal with that.

"Emma eats bread and butter
Like a queen would have ostrich and cobra wine
We'll have satanic christmas Eve
And play piano in the chateau lobby"


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