The other day when I was watching video, my coach said, "Bubba, you have to take some clothes off tomorrow. You aren't a first year anymore."
And then when I woke up this morning it was in the negatives and I was like, well, shit.
And so I dutifully stripped for the first run of training, skied down the course, and then was shivering when I got down to the bottom.
My coach just sat there and laughed at me. Yay for ski racing.
Also if you aren't a ski racer, this post will sound suspiciously like I am a stripper. I promise I am not a stripper.
"Suck it and see, you never know.
Sit next to me before I go.
Jigsaw women, with horror movie shoes,
Be cruel to me 'cause I'm a fool for you."
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