Thursday, January 22, 2015

Suck it and See

The other day when I was watching video, my coach said, "Bubba, you have to take some clothes off tomorrow.  You aren't a first year anymore."

And then when I woke up this morning it was in the negatives and I was like, well, shit.

And so I dutifully stripped for the first run of training, skied down the course, and then was shivering when I got down to the bottom.

My coach just sat there and laughed at me. Yay for ski racing.

Also if you aren't a ski racer, this post will sound suspiciously like I am a stripper.  I promise I am not a stripper.

"Suck it and see, you never know.
Sit next to me before I go.
Jigsaw women, with horror movie shoes,
Be cruel to me 'cause I'm a fool for you."

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